2010-2011 New York Mets. The Hoax, The Myth, The Legendary Failure (Part Two)

If you missed Part One (which detailed all infield positions) click here.

Part 2

The New York Mets currently sit 17.5 games behind the Phillies in the National League East and are at .500, which is atrocious considering the team has a payroll of 120 million (7^th in the majors). A feat of such incompetence cannot go unnoticed, and that same feat brought me to write this. My task? Explain to people through every vivid, painful detail just how annoying it is to root for this underperforming yet overpaid team.

2010-2011 New York Mets. The Hoax, The Myth, The Legendary Failure (Part One)

The New York Mets currently sit 17.5 games behind the Phillies in the National League East and are at .500, which is atrocious considering the team has a payroll of 120 million (7^th in the majors). A feat of such incompetence can not go unnoticed, and that same feat brought me to write this. My task? Explain to people through every vivid, painful detail just how annoying it is to root for this underperforming yet overpaid team.

Rex Ryan is the Most Obese Teenage Girl Alive

Now that football is back, here are a couple of things that need to happen:

• Free Agents need to be signed.
• Training Camps need to start.
• Useless exhibition games need to be played.
• Rex Ryan needs to shut the fuck up.